beardelemental

beardelemental's recent writing

  1. they discovered the truthas i was listing off myfavorite combinations for hot dogs,  and I put silk worms in a mason jar for you. Child's Horse Shot At Close Range, ...

    Published May 25, 2013, 10:40 a.m. 0
  2. my life was a joke when I used to tour the mall     - emphasis on used to, discovered I could use my schizophreniato get out of social situations. writing has ...

    Published May 24, 2013, 7:08 p.m. 0
  3. all these home dogs,these silly winkers.there is so much morethen finding your wayto the bottom of a quarry. Like being behind a girlwhen her butthole winks at youand you put ...

    Published May 24, 2013, 3:53 p.m. 1

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  1. review of purplemonkeysexgod69's piece, the Money is in the god
  2. review of Oxytocin_iv's piece, Apr├Ęs
  3. review of jmaxwellshands's piece, Because

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I am E. W. Certain. I live in the Southern Appalachians. I am a level seven beard elemental. I suffer from various forms of schizophrenia.

Motto The Mountains Are Shaking At Their Roots
Country United States of America
Gender Male
Website http://beardelemental....
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