For weeks the list floats in my head
But it's fuzzy and not easily read
The checkmarks won't stick
The clock does its tick
And that book, was it one he just read?
Do they have the same number of things?
Accidental sib gift-slighting stings
A ball of lights haunts me
It isn't the best tree
The manger is missing a king!
Oh cookies, please please bake yourself
This Santa's feeling more like an elf
Here, you wear the hat
And the pillow for fat
The suit with the fake ermine pelt
A deep breath and now i feel better
A movie, a beer and a sweater
The day it will come
What's done is what's done
This giver's done being a fretter